missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

shampoo:

how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

houston i have so many problems

soysad:

sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together